{"product_id":"chaos-is-a-privilege-hoodie","title":"Chaos Is A Privilege \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-2614b320-7fff-1eee-3d27-ff12e49fb85b\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur universe is a five-star hotel for accidents, with a minibar full of paradoxes that restocks itself with déjà vu. We weren’t born — we checked in. Every detour, every loose screw, every emotional oil stain is part of the cosmic room service. Pre-approved timelines are for budget realities. Use the chaos to decorate your cage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Chaos_is_a_privilege.mp3?v=1761649589\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n• Color: Military Green\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56054173368664,"sku":"9716926_12989","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56054173401432,"sku":"9716926_12990","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56054173434200,"sku":"9716926_12991","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56054173466968,"sku":"9716926_12992","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56054173499736,"sku":"9716926_12993","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-military-green-front-6902204acaea5.jpg?v=1761747034","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/chaos-is-a-privilege-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}