{"product_id":"dont-call-you-we-call-us","title":"Don't Call You, We Call Us","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Call You, We Call Us” was discovered etched into the margins of an unmailed letter dated 13 seconds into the future — a point in time that constantly slips away just before it arrives. In that future, society had finally abolished the burden of personal identity in favor of collective order. The masses obeyed without blinking — except for a little girl who carved “I” into a tree. She was instantly arrested. The tree was burned down.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Don_t_Call_You_We_Call_Us.mp3?v=1757331707\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e• Color: Leaf\u003cbr\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55288672780632,"sku":"4304764_4091","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55288672813400,"sku":"4304764_4092","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55288672846168,"sku":"4304764_4093","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55288672878936,"sku":"4304764_4094","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55288672911704,"sku":"4304764_4095","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-leaf-front-6874cb771b81a.jpg?v=1752484742","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/dont-call-you-we-call-us","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}