{"product_id":"ignore-the-present-hoodie","title":"Ignore The Present \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreathe only in future tense, feed your wristwatch to a pigeon, fold the sunlight in half and hide it beneath your bed, replace every mirror in the house with a painting of dinosaurs, shake hands with silence, plant an alarm clock in the garden and water it with forgetfulness — and ignore the present. For the present is a cage, and you are not a zoo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Ignore_the_present.mp3?v=1757075788\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Color: Red\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56052465795416,"sku":"9916080_5538","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56052465828184,"sku":"9916080_5539","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56052465860952,"sku":"9916080_5540","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56052465893720,"sku":"9916080_5541","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56052465926488,"sku":"9916080_5542","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/ignore-hoodie01.jpg?v=1761563094","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/ignore-the-present-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}