{"product_id":"no-vote-no-violence-hoodie","title":"No Vote No Violence \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis statement is an ontological paradox wrapped in a procedural metaphor and coated in moral marmalade. When no soul expresses a choice, conflict loses direction and collapses inward like a soufflé in a wind tunnel. Violence, in turn, is the universe’s clumsy attempt at editing itself without consultation. Ergo, \u003ci\u003e“No vote, no violence”\u003c\/i\u003e is an existential ultimatum of rebelling croutons in a spicy soup of mayhem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/No_Vote_No_Violence.mp3?v=1750681639\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Color: Dark Heather\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56052670759256,"sku":"6448509_10806","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56052670792024,"sku":"6448509_10807","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56052670824792,"sku":"6448509_10808","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56052670857560,"sku":"6448509_10809","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56052670890328,"sku":"6448509_10810","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/no-vote-hoodie01.jpg?v=1761565381","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/no-vote-no-violence-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}