{"product_id":"prepare-to-be-unborn-hoodie","title":"Prepare To Be Unborn \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou have clicked “I Accept” on existence without reading the terms. You’ve tried mindfulness. Now try mindlessness. Empty your inbox. Then empty the idea of an inbox. When the last notification fades, you’ll hear the sound of the Big Bang inhaling. To be unborn is to deflate gracefully, to return your ingredients to the cosmic pantry. Because before you were something, you were everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Prepare_to_be_Unborn.mp3?v=1759763040\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n• Color: Navy\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56052429455704,"sku":"9611485_5594","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56052429488472,"sku":"9611485_5595","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56052429521240,"sku":"9611485_5596","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56052429554008,"sku":"9611485_5597","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56052429586776,"sku":"9611485_5598","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/prepare-unborn-hoodie01.jpg?v=1761562625","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/prepare-to-be-unborn-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}