{"product_id":"stew-sock-beef-puppet-hoodie","title":"Stew Sock Beef Puppet \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIn 1977, a block of tofu was elected prom queen at a high school in Oregon. This led to widespread panic at the National Butchers Association. They figured that a sock full of beef would help them “reconnect with the youth market in a tender, emotional way.” Enter meat mascot Stew Sock Beef Puppet. Stew Sock handed out meat crayons at schools and awarded “Meat Medals” to children who could eat a raw chicken within ten minutes. In 1978, Stew Sock Beef Puppet got arrested after he sexually harassed a broccoli, and thus ended the least successful campaign since the disastrous 1949 “Milk Your Cat Day.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Stew_Sock_Beef_Puppet.mp3?v=1750678595\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n• Color: Royal\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56054049341784,"sku":"3536361_16850","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56054049374552,"sku":"3536361_16851","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56054049407320,"sku":"3536361_16852","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56054049440088,"sku":"3536361_16853","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56054049472856,"sku":"3536361_16854","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/stew-hoodie01.jpg?v=1761572554","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/stew-sock-beef-puppet-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}