{"product_id":"stew-v2","title":"Stew Sock Beef Puppet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIn 1977, a block of tofu was elected prom queen at a high school in Oregon. This led to widespread panic at the National Butchers Association. They figured that a sock full of beef would help them “reconnect with the youth market in a tender, emotional way.” Enter meat mascot Stew Sock Beef Puppet. Stew Sock handed out meat crayons at schools and awarded “Meat Medals” to children who could eat a raw chicken within ten minutes. In 1978, Stew Sock Beef Puppet got arrested after he sexually harassed a broccoli, and thus ended the least successful campaign since the disastrous 1949 “Milk Your Cat Day.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Stew_Sock_Beef_Puppet.mp3?v=1750678595\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n• Color: Royal\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56053943206232,"sku":"2004606_4171","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56053943239000,"sku":"2004606_4172","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56053943271768,"sku":"2004606_4173","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56053943304536,"sku":"2004606_4174","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56053943337304,"sku":"2004606_4175","price":45.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-true-royal-front-68ff751de6bc5.jpg?v=1761572153","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/stew-v2","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}