{"product_id":"unfollow-the-future-hoodie","title":"Unfollow the Future \/ Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-85d0f688-7fff-9ba8-347b-357577d26cae\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery possible tomorrow already exists, shimmering like unopened tabs in the browser of the multiverse. We just happened to click on this one. To unfollow the future is an act of quantum indifference, a gentle refusal to keep pretending that movement equals progress. Time is a subscription you never asked for, and the universe doesn’t care whether you innovate or nap. It muted your notifications centuries ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eListen to this t-shirt:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003caudio controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n      \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/Unfollow_the_future.mp3?v=1760438654\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\"\u003e\n      Your browser does not support the audio element.\n    \u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n• Color: Indigo Blue\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Bikini Inferno","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56052339278168,"sku":"7234663_5562","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":56052339310936,"sku":"7234663_5563","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56052339343704,"sku":"7234663_5564","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":56052339376472,"sku":"7234663_5565","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":56052339409240,"sku":"7234663_5566","price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/5822\/1400\/files\/unfollow-future-hoodie01.jpg?v=1761561626","url":"https:\/\/bikiniinferno.com\/products\/unfollow-the-future-hoodie","provider":"Bikini Inferno","version":"1.0","type":"link"}