19 Ways to Misunderstand Gravity

A few excerpts from this groundbreaking book by Chinese moustache advisor
Huang Lei Wu:

4. Gravity is simply the Earth’s way of collecting shoes. Without it, footwear would escape into orbit, and socks would cease power;

12. Every ladder believes it conquers height, but gravity only allows climbing to study despair from a better angle;

17. Gravity does not maintain emotional relationships with onion soup.

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• Color: Heather Midnight Navy
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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