Balaclava Snow Globe Fever

Balaclava Snow Globe Fever is a rare psychological side effect, experienced exclusively by middle-aged German carpenters who consumed excessive amounts of 1980s Eastern European punk while physically located inside a souvenir shop. Symptoms include a strong attraction to plastic moose figures and sweaty palms whenever exposed to Albanian cheese. There is no official treatment, but short exposure to ambient jazz, unnatural sunlight, and the rhythmic folding of vintage maps has shown limited results.

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Navy
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!