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Banana Therapy For The Moon King

Banana Therapy For The Moon King

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In early 1952, the Albanian secret service (Sigurimi) became convinced that the accordion was being used by spies to transmit coded messages. A cheerful polka, they feared, might well be a NATO communiqué. Under the carefully chosen cover name “Banana Therapy For The Moon King,” accordions across Albania were confiscated. Owners were told their instruments required “patriotic tuning.” By 1954, an estimated 116,000 accordions had vanished. Ironically, NATO never used accordions — they preferred trombones.

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• Color: Team Purple
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.

Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")

S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")

M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")

L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")

XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")

2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")

3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")

Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.

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