Bikini Inferno
Be Ready Ketchup Person
Be Ready Ketchup Person
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On the 77th lunar eclipse, The Order of the Dripping Sock will wait in silence for the sandwich to choose its vessel. When the warning is spoken however, the squeeze MUST begin. Only the Ketchup Person may stir the sauces of fate. Do not taste what you cannot explain.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Cotton Pink
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
