Chaos Is A Privilege

Our universe is a five-star hotel for accidents, with a minibar full of paradoxes that restocks itself with déjà vu. We weren’t born — we checked in. Every detour, every loose screw, every emotional oil stain is part of the cosmic room service. Pre-approved timelines are for budget realities. Use the chaos to decorate your cage.

Listen to this t-shirt:

 

• Color: Military Green
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!