Dream Leftovers for The Cosmic Fiddler

Irish shadow therapist Siobhan Mullarkey became a cosmic fiddler at 94 after witnessing the Virgin Mary breakdance in a puddle and taking it as a sign. The self-proclaimed high priestess of insomnia claimed she “could strangle a nightmare before it reached the pillow.” Unfortunately for Siobhan, the villagers did not appreciate her habit of appearing beside their beds in the dead of night, playing the violin like a squirrel being tasered. In a stroke of poetic justice she was killed by an angry farmer. With a pillow.

Listen to this t-shirt:

 

• Heather Deep Teal
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!