Equal Rights for Imaginary Friends

If reality is socially constructed, then denying rights to the imaginary is just bad urban planning of the soul. Imaginary friends are unpaid emotional interns — millions of them currently unhoused, evicted from minds that grew up and stopped daydreaming. Denying imaginary friends rights is a step toward cognitive gentrification, where only efficient, monetizable thoughts are allowed to exist. While all imaginary friends want is just a little headspace.. 

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Dark Gray Heather
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!