Bikini Inferno
Gundi Faust - Wizard of Unscheduled Dancing
Gundi Faust - Wizard of Unscheduled Dancing
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In a moment of exquisite boredom, former Quantum Biscuit Analyst Gundi Faust accidentally discovered how to dance between seconds — not in time, but around it. From then on, every unscheduled movement became a small rebellion against the tyranny of rhythm, and Gundi Faust turned into a fugitive in the corridors of time. Her followers — the Order of Elastic Minutes — meet in haunted laundromats and rehearse spontaneous stillness. Their motto: “Deadlines are weapons of mass distraction.”
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Black Heather
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
