Gürkenwasser Trinkfest 1978

In the voluptuous town of Eichstätt, Germany, Gurkenwasser Trinkfest was a great success until people realised Gurkenwasser tastes like frog piss filtered through the fermented underpants of a marathon runner with explosive diarrhea and aged in a boot of a soldier who died of a hideous foot fungus.

Listen to this t-shirt:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!