Horse Face Recognition Technology

Horse Face Recognition Technology uses advanced algorithms to scan horse faces, analyzing subtle features like the curve of existential melancholy around the eyes, the degree of stubborn determination in the nostril flare, and even tiny, horse-sized expressions of mild skepticism. Since its introduction in 2019, HFRT has dramatically reduced horse-impersonation crime, increased social harmony within stables, and significantly improved human-horse relationships, as people no longer accidentally invite the wrong horses to birthday parties or poetry readings.

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Heather True Royal
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!