Bikini Inferno
Origami Quicksand
Origami Quicksand
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In 1948, Professor Ingy Vlatnikov introduced his famous thesis, Origami Quicksand. In an equation written on the belly of a sleeping goat, he demonstrated that beauty increases in inverse proportion to survivability. To pursue flawless elegance is therefore to invite annihilation, for the universe tolerates only imperfection as a condition of endurance. Of course.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Military Green
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
