Stew Sock Beef Puppet

In 1977, a block of tofu was elected prom queen at a high school in Oregon. This led to widespread panic at the National Butchers Association. They figured that a sock full of beef would help them “reconnect with the youth market in a tender, emotional way.” Enter meat mascot Stew Sock Beef Puppet. Stew Sock handed out meat crayons at schools and awarded “Meat Medals” to children who could eat a raw chicken within ten minutes. In 1978, Stew Sock Beef Puppet got arrested after he sexually harassed a broccoli, and thus ended the least successful campaign since the disastrous 1949 “Milk Your Cat Day.”

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Asphalt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!