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Stew Sock Beef Puppet - Fan Day 1992
Stew Sock Beef Puppet - Fan Day 1992
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Every year on the second Saturday of January and September, hundreds gather to celebrate the legacy of one of history’s most misunderstood meat icons: Stew Sock Beef Puppet – half sock, half stew, all legend. The event is called SockFest, and fans wear beef-filled balaclavas and freshly minced meat sweaters. The highlight of SockFest is a parade featuring a 52-foot meat puppet effigy of Stew Sock, processed through a parking lot while attendees recite meat-based poetry, accompanied by a tuba filled with beef broth.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Navy
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.

