Bikini Inferno
Tears Are Not A Currency
Tears Are Not A Currency
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Yes, tears are a loophole in the emotional tax code, tears are condensed echoes of forgotten arguments, tears are small performances of liquid memory, tears are tiny exit interviews for feelings that got fired, tears are the sweat of dreams doing push-ups in your sleep and tears are unscheduled baptisms. But tears are NOT a currency.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Ash
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
