The Cheese Father Triangle

The Cheese Father Triangle was a Canadian lactose-based movement in the 1960s that believed the universe was constructed of cheese and that all human consciousness was unrefined brie seeking shape. Their leader Brother Henrik would speak one sentence every 655 days, for instance: “To slice is to choose sides.” The CFT fell apart during The Great Fondue Rebellion (1971), when a rogue faction stated cheddar was the one true melt. They were slaughtered by a group of mozzarella loyalists.

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• Color: Gold
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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