Bikini Inferno
The Humans Are Amongst Us / Hoodie
The Humans Are Amongst Us / Hoodie
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Humans are carbon-based paradoxes wrapped in emotional packaging. They laugh while crying, they destroy while preserving, and they build sandwiches with apocalyptic ingredients. They measure time with numbers, and they speak in contracts, coupons, and birthday wishes. Be aware of the humans—always. Avoid eye contact at all time. They are merely fake animals with the ability to speak. “The Humans Are Amongst Us” is a warning etched into the bone marrow of the cosmos.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Colors: Multi• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
S
length: 69cm (27”)
width: 51 cm (20”)
sleeve length: 85 cm (33.5”)
M
length: 71cm (28”)
width: 56 cm (22”)
sleeve length: 88 cm (34.5”)
L
length: 74cm (29”)
width: 61 cm (24”)
sleeve length: 90 cm (35.5”)
XL
length: 76cm (30”)
width: 66 cm (26”)
sleeve length: 93 cm (36.5”)
2XL
length: 79cm (31”)
width: 71 cm (28”)
sleeve length: 95 cm (37.5”)
Length:
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
Chest Width:
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Sleeve length:
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Fit Notes:
Loose fit — true to size for most.
