Bikini Inferno
The Ministry of Unfinished Soup
The Ministry of Unfinished Soup
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Under the motto “full satisfaction is ideologically unstable,” the global government established the Ministry of Unfinished Soup in the year 2069. The message was clear: the State feeds you just enough to keep you wanting — never enough to make you whole. And soup was just the beginning.. The Ministry embedded unfinishedness into all aspects of life: Only the crust of bread was allowed for consumption, movies ended twelve minutes early, and state-issued keys fit the locks but would not turn. Desire was no longer a feeling, it was an infrastructure.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Heather True Royal
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
