The Salty Supermarket Of Shame

You push the cart, but it also pushes you — to spend, to crave, to pretend you’re the kind of person who eats fried eggplant twice a week. All bananas are at different stages of dying, all noodles bend to the will of sauce. Celery is what remains when you subtract desire from necessity. And then it hits you: “2%” refers not just to milk fat, but to the portion of your life spent truly present. You are not lactose intolerant. You are truth intolerant.

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Asphalt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!