Bikini Inferno
The Truth Is Mostly Duct Tape
The Truth Is Mostly Duct Tape
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The truth is not some polished diamant buried in the sands of time, a clear beam of light piercing darkness, nor a noble lion asleep in the heart. No, truth is what we use when meaning leaks through the ceiling and stains the couch of certainty. In the philosophical toolkit, duct tape sits beside paradox and poetry. It’s not elegant, but it works. Duct tape doesn’t pretend to be anything it is not. It sticks, it tears, it leaves residue. As does honesty.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Ash
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.

