Bikini Inferno
The Truth Is Mostly Duct Tape / Hoodie
The Truth Is Mostly Duct Tape / Hoodie
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The truth is not some polished diamant buried in the sands of time, a clear beam of light piercing darkness, nor a noble lion asleep in the heart. No, truth is what we use when meaning leaks through the ceiling and stains the couch of certainty. In the philosophical toolkit, duct tape sits beside paradox and poetry. It’s not elegant, but it works. Duct tape doesn’t pretend to be anything it is not. It sticks, it tears, it leaves residue. As does honesty.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: White
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
S
length: 69cm (27”)
width: 51 cm (20”)
sleeve length: 85 cm (33.5”)
M
length: 71cm (28”)
width: 56 cm (22”)
sleeve length: 88 cm (34.5”)
L
length: 74cm (29”)
width: 61 cm (24”)
sleeve length: 90 cm (35.5”)
XL
length: 76cm (30”)
width: 66 cm (26”)
sleeve length: 93 cm (36.5”)
2XL
length: 79cm (31”)
width: 71 cm (28”)
sleeve length: 95 cm (37.5”)
Length:
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
Chest Width:
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Sleeve length:
Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Fit Notes:
Loose fit — true to size for most.
