Unleash Your Inner Swan

In the spring of 1988, the phrase “Unleash Your Inner Swan” swept through wellness retreats and organic candle expos like wildfire. At the center of it all stood Ruftina Bokinskaya, a self-declared Aura Weaver and Chakra Sommelier, who claimed that every human soul was, at its core, a misunderstood swan. Ruftina’s teachings combined loose metaphors, dangerous yoga poses, and questionable bird facts. Her signature retreat, SwanCamp, became a disaster after 34 attendees were wounded when they mistook a nest of geese for an enlightenment portal.

Listen to this t-shirt:

• Color: Yellow
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!