Bikini Inferno
We Will Not Be Organized
We Will Not Be Organized
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Folders are paper straightjackets; spreadsheets are maps of nowhere. Time wants to file us, but we will not be alphabetized or color-coded. Your order is a fence; our disorder is a field. Do not catalog us. Do not chart us. Do not try to find us. We are already here: Unlabeled, unstacked, undeniable. We are post-it notes of chaos stuck to the forehead of eternity.
Listen to this t-shirt:
• Color: Dark Grey
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
Size guide
Chest Width
Lay a tee flat and measure across the chest, 1" (2.5 cm) below the armholes.
Body Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
XS
width: 42 cm (16.5")
length: 69 cm (27")
S
width: 46 cm (18")
length: 71 cm (28")
M
width: 51 cm (20")
length: 74 cm (29")
L
width: 56 cm (22")
length: 76 cm (30")
XL
width: 61 cm (24")
length: 79 cm (31")
2XL
width: 66 cm (26")
length: 81 cm (32")
3XL
width: 71 cm (28")
length: 84 cm (33")
Fit Notes
Modern unisex, retail fit — true to size for most. Prefer a roomier look? Size up one.
